attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
my life goal is to reblog this every monday
I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.
See this every Monday, Reblog this every time. (:
Perfection. Monday at 12:29am. Reblog everytime.
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i found out today that my sociology teacher coached jensen ackles back in high school. you know what they do on baseball teams? they pat each others’ butts to show appreciation
so my sociology teacher has probably touched jensen’s butt, and i’ve not only shaken my sociology teacher’s hand, but i’ve also high fived it
therefore i’ve indirectly touch jensen ackles’ butt.
i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying